PUMPLINE
tap to pump · don't get rekt
You are the price line. Hold to pump it up, let go and it dumps. Thread a neon line through candle terrain, survive nineteen absurd market events, and turn survival into market cap on a leaderboard that doesn't forgive.
One thumb. One line. One rule.
The whole game is pressure on a single input. Timing your pumps and dumps through the gaps is everything — the market does the rest to you.
TAP = PUMP
Every tap kicks the line upward. Hold the rhythm to climb, feather it to hover in a gap.
RELEASE = DUMP
Gravity is the market's opinion of you. Let go and the line falls — fast dumps even drain your market cap.
DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING
Candles are terrain. The all-time-high ceiling rejects you fatally, the zero line liquidates you. One hit and the run is over.
BANK MARKET CAP
Altitude earns, dumping drains, events pay out big. Market cap is your score — and the ladder remembers.
19 ways the market ruins your day
Every event telegraphs itself, changes the physics, and sets a win condition. Clear it for a market-cap payout; fail and it takes a bite. All of them are survivable. Few of them are polite.
SHORT SQUEEZE
Tap power doubles. Hold the line above the squeeze floor while the market tries to shake you off.
RUG PULL
The floor is not real. Everything you were standing on stops existing, all at once.
LUNA SPIRAL
The peg breaks and gravity compounds. Physics itself goes algorithmic — good luck.
tap an event for the full briefing — physics, objective, payout
Grab the good ones. Dodge the traps.
Pickups spawn in the terrain along reachable lines — some are worth a detour, two of them are bait.
AUDIT SHIELD
+1 shield — survive one hit that would have ended the run.
WHALE
A whale buys your bag: one big market-cap payout that scales with how long you've survived.
INFLUENCER PUMP
Market cap earns ×2 for 5 seconds. Climb while it lasts.
INFLUENCER FUD
Earnings ×0.5 for 5 seconds. It sits in your path on purpose.
LIQUIDITY
Scroll slows to half speed for 4 seconds — a breather exactly when you need it.
SCAM
Instant market-cap loss. Reading the fine print is a skill.
Free runs, seasons, and your own leagues
FREE RUN
- Endless procedural terrain — every run is new.
- An all-time global ladder that never resets.
- All 19 events, all pickups, the whole game.
SEASONS
- One hand-authored track a month — identical for everyone.
- One global season ladder. Same run, no excuses.
- Ladder freezes at month's end. Podiums are forever.
LEAGUES
- Create a private ladder for 10, 25 or 100 players.
- Pick the events — and their exact order — plus pickups, difficulty and run length: timed sprints or pure survival.
- Compose your own market events with the Event Pack — physics, win condition, all the text.
- Share one invite code (or a link). Members join free.
Player profiles are public and shareable — pumpline.app/p/<name> shows titles, trophies and final standings. Follow rivals from any ladder.
Built for rivalries
One home screen that always knows what you're playing, a full rulebook for every season and league — each event's physics, win condition and payout in the open — and run cards built for the group chat.
Quick answers
Is this a crypto app?
No. PUMPLINE is an arcade video game that parodies market chaos. It has no cryptocurrency, no wallet, no real trading, and no financial component of any kind. You can't deposit, invest, win or lose money by playing.
Is it free?
Yes — the endless free mode is the full game with ads after some runs. Seasons ($0.99/month), Remove Ads ($1.99) and leagues (from $2.99) are optional and unlock on your account on every device.
What platforms?
iPhone and Android, in portrait, one-handed. Store links land here the moment they're live.
How do leagues work?
A league is your own private ladder: buy a creation credit (10, 25 or 100 players), pick which events appear — in the exact order you want, repeats included — choose the pickups, set the difficulty, and share one invite code or link. Members join free. With the Event Pack you can even compose up to three of your own market events for it.
Can a run go on forever?
In free runs and survival leagues, as long as you stay alive. League creators can instead set a run clock — from one minute up to an hour — so every member races the same fixed window and the score ceiling is real. The events you pick always fit the time you set.
Got an invite code?
Open the link your friend sent you, or head to pumpline.app/join and enter the code. If the app is installed, invite links jump straight to the join screen.
Do purchases work across devices?
Yes. Everything you buy attaches to your account (Apple or Google sign-in), not the device. Buy on the web shop or on iPhone — it unlocks everywhere you sign in.
MONTHLY SEASONS
One authored track a month, identical for everyone — $0.99 · one board · podiums are forever.